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Bittersweet Nitromania

Kimi did it again.

That's right, he eked out a killer win at Spa following the 2nd pit. I tell you, he is immortal. Shame I missed the whole thing.

Anyway, it wasn't long after he took the checkered flag that he started in on the sauce in a major way.

My guess? He's still drunk and probably passed out inside a Belgian stripper's ass right now.

Which brings us to the question, Which F1 driver's wife is the savagest piece of Trim? Take a look at some of their babes here. I think Jenson Button's gal (Louise Griffiths) is the biggest smokeshow in the paddock today:



Kimi's wife, Jenni, was Miss Finland a few years back. Juan, my Team Wong co-driver, has always been of the opinion that Kimi crapped the bed by marrying her, especially so young. It seems that Juan was right; Kimi is just now reaching his peak as a driver, and he gets caught having wild, late-night gang bangs on a routine basis. Judge for yourself.

In the meantime, enjoy this unusual shot of a clearly drunk Alonso singing "Ooh Ooh Child" (by the Five Stairsteps) in a thick Castillian baritone as Kimi watches on, moved...