Poll Results: You are a perverted hyena.

Well, the old poll was getting a little stale so I've put a new one up.

I've gotta say, I'm disappointed in your participation rate. Only five (5) people voted, and I was at least two (2) of those. From now on, I want to see a little more hustle on your--the reader's--part.

Anyway, here are the results. As you can see, and as we all already know, you're a bunch of savage pervert hyenas, if not outright criminals:

Listen. I'm saying this as a friend: Get the help you so desperately, desperately need.