Raikkonen/ Hakkinen/ Bukkake

Have you ever wondered whether there was a correlation between Raikkonen, Hakkinen, and the Japanese group-ejaculation ritual known as Bukkake?

Me, too.

As you know, Haus of Hakkinen is about much more than commentary. This page is also concerned with researching the unseen facts that shape all our lives.

One of my ongoing interests is trying to divine the zeitgeist to the extent possible using statistics that fly under the radar. One example of this was HoH’s analysis of gold and oil stocks in comparison to Zarqawi- and bin Laden-capture futures. Another example was the entry entitled, “Can Computers Predict the Future?”

Call it quantum physics, serendipity, or what-have-you, but Things do seem to be Connected. For instance, besides having at least one superfluous K per word, I have discovered (via BlogPulse software) that there is indeed a correlation between Hakkinen, Raikkonen, and Bukkake:

Bukkake, as it turns out, appears to be a leading indicator of Raikkonen:

Amazing. But what does it mean? My guess is that the global consciousness has picked up a link between Kimi Raikkonen’s existence and the relative prevalence of Bukkake on a worldwide basis.

But what about Hakkinen? Where does he fit into this, you ask. Well, we all know that Mika’s long been a family man, and I guess we are forced to surmise that Erja doesn’t like to get bukkaked. Can you really blame her?

Bottom line: when KR is in town, you can bet your sweet ass a bunch of chicks are going to get hosed down with spunk.

P.S. Did you know that the original meaning of Bukkake refers to the Japanese culinary practice of dousing noodles with Miso soup? Mmmm, now THAT's tasty!

Bukkake!!!!